Sometimes I think about them, you know? The other half of my family. I think about the ones who left and wonder about what they’d think of us now.
“The biggest mistake any person interested in politics can make is to apply rules generally applicable to regular human beings to Nigeria.”
The point here is that surviving Nairobi without being conned is an extreme sport. An average Nairobian is in a constant state of thief-dodgery. But you know what? At least all these kleptos want is money. Money can be made again.
It was like being in a WhatsApp group with one person. And I did not understand why she could not get it. There you are doing a monologue in someone’s DM and after going on and on with your TED Talk and nobody is responding, si you should know that person is not interested? And what’s worse was that at the time I was going through a writer’s block. This is the first post I am putting up in two months. But because God is a humorist, he denied me words and put them in the fingers of this woman.
I got back home from losing, again, only to find the only trophy I had…
I mean, yeah, it was my first time in that place, but not my first…