Author: Melchowistz

I speak three languages: real shit,sarcasm and profanity!! Poet, Writer and Actor. I'm the main reason midgets are afraid of heights.

I always say that the day I’ll understand women, life will become boring Because women love cock….tails, and that explains their fear for beer I still wonder if a Luo vampire is called Ouma, and if vampires drink shell v-power to move faster, But I’ve never been a fan of vampires, we all know they suck. Now, I wanna know who I am but for most of you, it’s what I am, and it’s for the things I do or think that make me what I am, because, In thick and thin I`m still making length longer and adding waves…

What I Am via @theMagunga
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