There is no way your home could have given you malaria, not after 28 years. Kwani which mosquitoes have been biting you your whole life? What kind of upside-down science are they teaching in universities these days?
I presume we are all adults here. But just in case, here is fair warning; this blog post has been rated X – unsuitable for people who still suck their thumbs and those whose moral compasses have found true North.