The last time I was in a fight must have been six years ago, and the only reason I did…
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There is no way your home could have given you malaria, not after 28 years. Kwani which mosquitoes have been biting you your whole life? What kind of upside-down science are they teaching in universities these days?
If I want a son, I have to pay for one.
When I first met Phyllis, she belonged to my elder brother. I had seen Nimrod with others before, so I…
All I could think of is, enyewe in this our Nairobi the only loyalty you can ever be sure of are the loyalty points you earn in supermarket card.
It was like being in a WhatsApp group with one person. And I did not understand why she could not get it.
That was not the worst part of the night though. You know, let me tell you something. Your girlfriend’s friends are not really your friends.
She came to me the way death comes to good characters in a well told story. For a moment there…
Gentlemen, by a show of honest hands, how many of you have ever taken a girl home from the rave?…
I presume we are all adults here. But just in case, here is fair warning; this blog post has been rated X – unsuitable for people who still suck their thumbs and those whose moral compasses have found true North.
People who grew up in families that had personal cars did not understand why I celebrated getting a Driving License.…
I need you to do me a favour. I need you to, for the sake of this story, imagine that…
