Nasty breakups
The first time I witnessed a nasty break up I was around 10 years old.…
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The malaria patient
And now that a stylist and publicist have said that you have malaria, then who are you to refuse that you do not have malaria?
Open the ship
When the day comes for you to be honest with yourself, you cannot pretend that…
Coward of the county
The last time I was in a fight must have been six years ago, and…
Rethinking Kids
About a year and some change ago, I woke up next to a girl I…
Pyllis
When I first met Phyllis, she belonged to my elder brother. I had seen Nimrod…
Space Lounge
As far as I was concerned, I had done nothing wrong. Everyone could see that…
Jarhead
The point here is that surviving Nairobi without being conned is an extreme sport. An average Nairobian is in a constant state of thief-dodgery. But you know what? At least all these kleptos want is money. Money can be made again.
Death by WhatsApp
It was like being in a WhatsApp group with one person. And I did not understand why she could not get it. There you are doing a monologue in someone’s DM and after going on and on with your TED Talk and nobody is responding, si you should know that person is not interested? And what’s worse was that at the time I was going through a writer’s block. This is the first post I am putting up in two months. But because God is a humorist, he denied me words and put them in the fingers of this woman.
Xs Millionaires
I mean, yeah, it was my first time in that place, but not my first…