There are things that I have made my peace with Things that I will never understand, but I have learned to accept because, honestly, they are none of my business But that does not...

here's a chunk of my finger in the potato salad Only because everyone at this bloody party needs more me in them Maybe it'll remove the electricity pole in their arses For example...

He said we go for drinks Just one, and then we shall be on our way I took him to meet my mum over late lunch In his grand scheme of things, a good meal like that needs to be...