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    To the dude that entered the elevator after me, I’m sorry.
    The silent breath of death that escaped my pants into the
    tiny gas chamber I left you in, was unfair and unwarranted.

    The nostril fire that had burned your eyes and the childlike
    stare of utter fear you gave me as the doors started to close
    when I jumped off on whatever floor to escape your fate,
    were just, well, hilarious.

    I hope you survived my guttural expression of life. I hope
    you survive to warn your children. For me, it provided one
    hell of a laugh and a sense of victory.

    I am sure you heard it during your painful ascendance of
    at least the first four floors. Even though you will taste
    that wretched smell for the next few days, I wanted to
    thank you.

    I will spread your story, share your pain, and revel in the
    hilariousness of it all. So again sorry. Sorry I am still a
    child inside. A very stinky one at that.

    To the Dude that Entered the Elevator After Me | by Barack Mumba via @theMagunga

    By day I am a mild mannered Graphic Designer, but when darkness walks down the sky with the moon and stars in her hand and the world needs a hero...I just change into my pyjamas and jot down my thoughts.

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    Abigail

    Lol!
    Poor guy. Poor innocent chap. Poor fumes left on his clothes.
    Woi.
    LOL.

    Phanis Obwaya

    Lovely read as always

    Bwarita

    Damn…. Hehehe hilarious.. .

    Am feeling the guy who entered the elevator before the stinker

    Sukre

    Haha haha haha haha nasty maafaka

    Opany

    Lolol this is hilarious

    Tuape

    Hilarity at its best

    Jeremiah Wakaya

    Pinned it.Great!

    Sam

    Hilarious oh gosh… I can’t breath

    Phylis

    Hahahaha laughed through the whole post love the way you used your words

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